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Albatross, if you don't understand the logic behind that statement, you'll probably be somewhat confused by this site!

This site allows me (Alex), to inflict on the population my slightly strange outlook on life. Call it mad, call it weird, call it wacky, call it George, it's up to you.

To your left is Flexible Frank! To navigate to different parts of the site, simply click on his bits!

If you're into the python sense of humour you'll have a great time here, if you're not then I hope you're converted by the end of your visit!

Take a look around but make sure you don't touch anything.